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Landing Demotivational Poster


TAGS: pilot crash landing
Rating: 4.85/5

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Aurielius - September 28, 2015, 7:19 am
Southern pilots come in two flavors , excitable or unflappable.
FredrickHarmon - February 3, 2011, 1:54 am
Excellent, this is probably my favorite class of motivator poster.


TAGS: helicopter carrier landing
Rating: 4.88/5

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forseti - March 1, 2011, 10:53 am
I love this movie!
agdaniele - March 1, 2011, 6:26 am
CANADA - March 1, 2011, 1:20 am
Like a glove!


TAGS: carrier landings
Rating: 4.41/5

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Derek - March 5, 2010, 8:22 pm
5L - but spare a thought for the Russian pilots who add a blizzard to the mix.
spacedog - March 5, 2010, 6:01 pm
Very nice Airman, 5Ls.

AIRCRAFT RULES - Somewhere in the top 10... "When landing, it's wheel side down."

TAGS: aircraft rules landing
Rating: 4.82/5

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GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 4:32 pm
OK, "G", whatta we up to? 3? Let's make it No. 3.
Greeny - April 21, 2011, 3:26 pm
How about picking a rule number for this one Gunny - I have a feelin' there's more out there...
Sean - April 21, 2011, 2:29 pm
Provided of course that we are talking about a rental.
GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 2:03 pm
As far as rules go...I'm sure Airman would agree, any landing you can walk away from is a good landing.
GySgt1811 - April 21, 2011, 2:01 pm
...And the point is?
Master - April 21, 2011, 1:59 pm
This seems to be "a good example of a bad example" of airplane handling. The rule is good, for safety, in real life, but note the beautiful scenery! This is a special Burning Man "art piece"!
Airman - April 21, 2011, 12:50 pm
think of it as a guideline
Sean - April 21, 2011, 12:16 pm
I'm not a pilot -- I don't even play one on TV -- so hum, is this s rule or merely a recommendation?
Airman - April 21, 2011, 12:12 pm
that is a good rule gunny


WHADDYA MEAN - you locked the keys inside?

TAGS: moon landing locked keys neil armstrong
Rating: 3.06/5

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prochee - November 16, 2010, 3:02 pm

THE ANSWER - the crew forgot to put up the "stars" in the studio the day they shot that at area 51.

TAGS: moon landing america fags christians epic win sean
Rating: 2.5/5
Hasbunmb - April 18, 2010, 1:33 pm
Mythbusters covered this guys....
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:21 pm
Oh and not to mention all the right reflecting into the camera off of the bright surface of the moon...lemme guess...you don't believe in evolution either?
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:20 pm
Oh and, clouds help too.
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:20 pm
The real answer - without any atmosphere there isn't any filtering of light on the moon so all of the suns rays are hitting it...flooding out the dim light of the stars...has your dumbass ever looked at the stars in the city...then out in the countryside?
WTF - April 9, 2009, 4:00 pm
Yeah - you can see the Mythbusters segments on YouTube. The conspiracy myths were busted.
VinceVicious - December 31, 2008, 7:31 pm
Has anyone seen the Mythbusters episode about the moon landing myths?
Nihile - December 19, 2008, 2:52 pm
lit up at night, you look up and don't see many stars because of light pollution.
Nihile - December 19, 2008, 2:50 pm
This is coming from a photojournalist you cant see the stars because they are being lost in the amount of light from the sun and the reflection off the moons surface. It is contrasty as hell up there. The same result can be seen in any major city that is
barockeva - December 16, 2008, 7:35 pm
Vacuum=no air resistance=things flap longer
Looney - October 4, 2008, 12:02 pm
maybe but what about the wind?
asdf - September 17, 2008, 7:07 pm
It definitely wasnt because of the one giant star less than 100 million miles away and the clunky as all hell space cameras thats for sure.


Drones on an aircraft carrier -

TAGS: xb47 drone carrier landing
Rating: 5/5

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Bolverk3778 - July 13, 2013, 11:04 am
That's EDI's Grandpa show a little respect!
Drwski - July 12, 2013, 7:24 am
R2D2 got his own aircraft finally
Greeny - July 11, 2013, 6:54 pm
I wonder if everyone was a little nervous

He'll read anything on the teleprompter -

TAGS: crash landing reporting
Rating: 4.56/5

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rerun - July 13, 2013, 7:48 am

I heard about that on our local news. I bet somebody got fired over that
ughomer - July 13, 2013, 7:41 am
Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Airman, you are funny!

DANDELION WISHES - My wish is that these are landing in the neighbors yard or dad's gonna kick my ass!

TAGS: dandelion wishes landing neighbor yard
Rating: 5/5

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holymoly - May 24, 2012, 2:23 pm
god ive missed some good ones... Hilariaous cause I can remember thinking the same thing.. FAV'd
MissPriss - May 18, 2012, 12:10 am
Thank you!!
GaryO - May 17, 2012, 10:12 pm
Good'n Mi55Pri55

Flying Saucers -

TAGS: flying saucer landing field
Rating: 4.5/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 18, 2014, 10:56 am
..or land someplace level, away from power-lines.

GERMANY IN SPACE - The Next Level Of Exploration

TAGS: landing on the sun
Rating: 3.86/5

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rerun - June 19, 2010, 6:48 pm

FTW? My spelling is always bad. When it is correcxt is usually when I type slower that is when I have been drinking....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 19, 2010, 6:36 pm
Your spelling led me to believe you were intoximacated
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 19, 2010, 6:36 pm
Poker starts in 10 minutes....I'm sticking to beer tonight. so I should be OK.
rerun - June 19, 2010, 6:30 pm

Drinking early? One must start yesterday to be caught up yo you today. There is a motifake in that...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 19, 2010, 3:01 pm
Drinking early eh Rerun? That Manishevitz really packs a punch.
rerun - June 19, 2010, 2:30 pm

"sigh"....tree - just jo away and do it now. Note everything Greman is aimed at the Jews.
Treehodger - June 19, 2010, 12:28 pm
Wow. And here I thought the punchline was going to be "We're not the ones landing stupid. The Jews are." Annnnnd. Zing.
agdaniele - June 19, 2010, 12:21 pm
LOL! (Now explain it to the blond girl)

NOT SO TOP GUN - Any crash you can walk away from is a good one. Yeah right, tell that to your C.O

TAGS: landing fail
Rating: 3.8/5

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firedog911 - December 22, 2010, 7:18 am
Well there's your problem!


TAGS: carrier landing prowler
Rating: 4.6/5

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hootizz - January 20, 2011, 6:37 am
Heavy seas.., is that a term that female sailors use..??
5150monkeylove - January 19, 2011, 11:10 pm
did you mean 1972? I was busy crapping myself.
5150monkeylove - January 19, 2011, 10:58 pm
1991--- Mount Pinatubo blew in the PI. We turned an entire hangar bay into a dog kennel. Was a blast with unlimited peanut butter. Thank you taxpayers...lol
agdaniele - January 19, 2011, 10:44 pm
5150 remembers back to 1992... when he air-lifted 4 poodles with mange out of that Hanoi pit of hell. He knew there was only a 30% chance that they'd ever be in a Westminster show again, but he'd be damned if they were going to be left there as dinner.
5150monkeylove - January 19, 2011, 10:36 pm
Amen from an old gear dog! (arresting gear) Those planes are so loud your pupils vibrate when they go to Military power during launch.
agdaniele - January 19, 2011, 9:07 pm
Love it!



FORCED WATER LANDING - The Pilots of US Airways Flight 1549 Did It Right!

STUPIDITY - Risking your life like that when you're over a perfect location for a forced landing

ARGUING - Even if you win you are still retarded.


Basis and Fact -


PLEASURE TRIP - Well it was supposed to be.... May have started out as a pleasure trip, sure as hell Didn't end up that way.

TAGS: plane crash landing
Rating: 3.75/5

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Derek - September 7, 2011, 5:44 pm
As crash landings go, that is one is bloody amazing.


TAGS: rough landing but any landing you can hop away from is a good landing
Rating: 3.74/5

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Sean - September 27, 2009, 8:01 pm
At least the videos I've seen. And I do respect anyone with the guts to do this. I swear.
Sean - September 27, 2009, 8:01 pm
Thanks dudes. I know nothing about this kamikaze sport except that every crash blooper video ends with a dude hitting a tree or skidding along the ground "prone." The hard part turned out to be finding a good pic. Sucks to get the idea before the pic.
Derek - September 27, 2009, 6:59 pm
"...but there are no old-bold pilots"
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:17 pm
That's a 10...as a side note; been there!
agdaniele - September 27, 2009, 1:36 pm


TAGS: apollo 11 moon landing anniversary
Rating: 3.33/5

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/hell/ - October 10, 2009, 5:40 am
we havent been back because in the 60's, space technology was the same as ICBM technology, thats why the US government threw so much money at it..... nowadays theres no real incentive to go to the moon
Smokey - September 21, 2009, 6:36 pm
That's ironman's partner right?
Derek - August 17, 2009, 7:02 pm
...and we haven't been back in over 3 decades because some people thought it better to put money into the war machine rather than the space machine.
jake - July 22, 2009, 5:37 pm
WOW! Since I don't watch Discovery Channel, that's pretty cool! (now, do you think I am homosexual because I watch the Discovery Channel or because you mistakenly thought I copied an ad of theirs?)
call it like it is - July 20, 2009, 10:11 pm
nice regurgitation of the commercial running on the discovery chnl for the past week....fag

TRAY TABLES AND SEAT BACKS - Please make sure your tray tables and seat backs are in the upright position.

TAGS: airplanes landing
Rating: 2.25/5

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stickyninja - August 19, 2009, 3:13 am
teehee he said "upright position"

THE ANSWER - a quick photo in bright sunlight would not show the very dim stars

TAGS: moon moon landing space nasa
Rating: 1.21/5
Fletch - September 17, 2008, 3:22 am
Fucking told.


TAGS: gonna be a rough landing so give em hell kid crocodile mile just got real
Rating: 4.8/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 11, 2015, 1:35 pm
Not much of a buffet: Those crocs are all prepared "Au Jus". Where's the variety?


TAGS: airborne skateboarder emasculating landing poster
Rating: 4.78/5

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JesusWept - March 5, 2016, 6:37 pm
Malicious pleasure - the only true pleasure :D ^^^^^